Oh, that's easy. Just make bets on Polymarket, which totally has no connection to anyone in the adminstration.

https://www.npr.org/2026/01/05/nx-s1-5667232/polymarket-madu...

this is my biggest complaint about SAS--everything is either a table or text.

most procs use tables as both input and output, and you better hope the tables have the correct columns.

you want a loop? you either get an implicit loop over rows in a table, write something using syscalls on each row in a table, or you're writing macros (all text).