Looking over all the replies this comment received, I think my plan for seeing if my apartment's Internet Things are on any botnet is going to be "bribe that security researcher I flirt with sometimes to visit my place and run some tests". Which is not really a solution that scales, either for that friend, or for people who don't happen to run in the kinds of circles where that's someone they could conceivably trade favors with.
And it's probably not gonna get any better any time soon, either. Because I'm not sure there's a money stream in making this something a non-programmer can do. And maybe there shouldn't even be a money stream in this - maybe there should just be huge-ass fines to motivate as many people as possible along the chain from "my Internet Thing" to "the Internet" to include a white/grey hat or three on their team very early in the design process of making their camera/light bulb/pacemaker/router/modem/whatever. Although if someone reading this can figure out a way to get a money stream out of making it a lot easier to see the health of your home's devices, and keep them safe, that might be a decent YC app for you.
How do we add an immune system to the Internet Of Things? Because we sure as hell need one.
And it's probably not gonna get any better any time soon, either. Because I'm not sure there's a money stream in making this something a non-programmer can do. And maybe there shouldn't even be a money stream in this - maybe there should just be huge-ass fines to motivate as many people as possible along the chain from "my Internet Thing" to "the Internet" to include a white/grey hat or three on their team very early in the design process of making their camera/light bulb/pacemaker/router/modem/whatever. Although if someone reading this can figure out a way to get a money stream out of making it a lot easier to see the health of your home's devices, and keep them safe, that might be a decent YC app for you.
How do we add an immune system to the Internet Of Things? Because we sure as hell need one.