It doesn't matter how many pages are there in a paper. It's the content that matters. Math papers have the best chance of standing out here due to good abstractions: https://mathoverflow.net/questions/7330/which-math-paper-max...

If you discovered something amazing that takes one page to describe, why write a book about it? Even if it took 80 people in the team.

PS. exactly this kind of work (crappy paper) has been automated: http://thatsmathematics.com/mathgen/ ;-)