Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump up those numbers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CES1OIkFhg4

Are you a teenager??

I'm 58 - Based upon this article, it appears I'm going to love, I mean live forever!

In my early 40s and have become a lot lazier/more lame than you in this department. It’s a need that needs to be fulfilled and it does but, it doesnt occupy my mind like when I was a teenager or in my early 20s and in a way i’m grateful for it. It seems I may be on the hook for prostate issues. A grandparent and uncle had prostate cancer so it’s up there in my history.

Ernest Borgnine's secret to a long life:

https://youtu.be/hk1T9XC3XPc

24, recently single.

I'm more surprised that the "Gigachad" username was still available on HN until 2021.

I'm not entirely sure an HN user is more likely to identify as a gigachad than as Galen Erso. ;)

Even in 2023, "HangingChad" probably dominates the discourse ...

Seriously, it might be time to give yourself a rest.

Of course, this is correlational. There could be a 3rd variable, like "overall being healthy" which causes both.

I was surprised to find this article because I believed it was an established fact, causation mechanism (hypertrophy due to inactivity) included.

Maybe I have mistaken it for other effects, like some people my age awakening three times a night. More good news, anyway.

they claim to have controlled for that. you may share my skepticism of the accuracy of such a claim.

What if unhealthy people ejaculate less for numerous reasons?

In other news, men with lower rates of prostate cancer have higher rates of repetitive strain injuries.

If every 7 times per month your risk decreases by 31%, the average HN user might have less than 1% risk.

Based on what exactly?

Joke went over your head, bro.

To respond in the same vein : “No bra, you didn’t get my joke”