Your long, detailed, somewhat scholarly, well researched comment, leads us to think (after consulting several prestigious, highly intelligent, real and artificial professors), that you maybe a suitable candidate for the first PhD program at the new international Global PHD Trainers Institute (iGPT Institute). We will shortly be sending you the long, formal and stilted application form, to which you must reply in the same way, but better, as the first test.

All the best.

Digitally signed, Your soon-to-be GPT overlords.