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This is spot on.

If a kid is choking and your impulse is to open youtube and search for tutorial, you should buy a phone. 911 or equivalent is free

Most of the world’s population lives in regions without “911 or equivalent”, ever thought about that?

Sounds crazy, who lives like that?

Try this (or equivilant):

https://stjohnwa.com.au/first-aid-training

and qualify for additional pay if you work onsite and are prepared to be listed as a first on scene (while the professionals are in transit) responder.

With that logic everything should be free and provided on the spot, even for the 0.001% scenarios

I'm being a bit silly but the thought of implementing constant free public transport to allow for evacuation during a nuclear attack made me smile.