We’ve come full circle to Hearst and Pulitzer duking it out for the title of world’s richest liar.

Alfred Nobel at least felt guilty for introducing high explosives to warfare. The prize was his penance.

Everything I learn about Pulitzer says he’s a piece of shit, and I don’t know why anyone would want to win a prize named after either of those two oligarchs. But it does say something very on the nose about the epicycles in news reporting.