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"This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October, and I've got a feeling they're going to peak right around January and BANG! That's when I'll cash in!" -Homer Simpson


Homer obviously was smart, a nuclear scientist, car developer and Junior Vice President in his own tech start-up! So he should know!

Edit: I forgot, NASA trained astronaut!




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