> Watches are different. Watches are a true fashion accessory. Watches have style. Apple watches are so damn plain and boring and sterile. Swapping the band doesn't fix that.

Swapping the band does fix that, at least for me.

I treated myself to the stainless steel version, and have something like 14 bands in various colours, in either synthetic rubber, nylon, or leather.

That's enough to dress things up a bit.