Modified wooden toilet roller? Wow. Just wow.

I think maybe I've been on fark too long. https://m.fark.com/comments/6611712/Woman-discovers-boyfrien...

I was shocked that this might have been a recent thread on fark, but the time stamps reassured that fark is part of the past still

It's still alive and well, unless you could demographics aging like South Korea

..how else would you possibly wipe them?