A person is flying a hot air balloon and realises he’s lost.
He lowers the balloon and spots a man down below. He shouts:
“Excuse me! Can you help me? I promised a friend I’d meet him, but I have no idea where I am.”
The man replies, “You’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above the ground, somewhere between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”
“You must be a Prompt Engineer,” says the balloonist.
“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but it’s of no use to me and I still have no idea where I am.”
The man below replies,
“You must be a Vibe Coder.”
“I am,” says the balloonist. “How did you know?”
"Because you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You made a promise you can’t keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is, you’re in the same position you were in before we met, but now it’s somehow my fault!"
A joke from the same family involves a pilot who gets lost in IMC conditions, and his radio is dead. Suddenly, looming out of the gloom is an office building with an open window. An employee spots the plane going by and waves. The pilot circles around and shouts "Where am I?"
The employee shouts back "In an airplane!" The pilot nods, sets a course, and navigates precisely 11 nautical miles NNE, and descends. Sure enough, a runway appears and he lands perfectly. Of course, he's debriefed about the incident. "How, " the investigator asks, "Did you find the airport?"
The pilot recounts the shouted conversation. "My question was answered in a way that was absolutely correct but useless for any practical purpose. I reasoned that I was talking to Microsoft Tech Support at their HQ, and I could dead reckon to Redmond Municipal Airport from there."
"I taught my dog to whistle!"
"Really? I don't hear him whistling."
"I said I taught him, not that he learnt it."