Yeah, that's how I felt about CommonMark, too (but I've come around). The thing I'm shooting for is not a new standard, it's a tool that implements all of the existing "standards." I'm not creating new syntax or enforcing new rules, just making a tool that means you don't have to think about which processor you're using and what extensions you might be giving up by choosing one over another.
https://xkcd.com/927/