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That picture of the dashboard displaying "Hello, Liam" is what makes me super happy that I bought a 2022 Honda CR-V with a minimal computerized dashboard. I do not want my car knowing who I am.


Let's Windowsify it.

"Welcome to your Volvo, let's get started"

"Please wait while we prepare your car!"

"Something went wrong."


https://bobistheoilguy.com/forums/threads/if-microsoft-built...

If microsoft built cars (joke) (2004)

Possibly better reference:

https://trillian.mit.edu/~jc/humor/WindowsVsCars.html Comparing Microsoft Windows With Cars

"If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon"


Lol, a blast from the past. "You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off." Not too far from the current state of things.

Arch Linux car would just be a pallet of raw materials with a link to a wiki.


Add one more to that: put the car in the garage with a full tank to find out it has no gas when you take it out for a spin a week later.


Volvo tries to assign profiles (and Google logins) to each key so the idea is that the car is set up for you when you enter. They don't fully have it right (profiles only swap when the car is unlocked), so it's kind of pointless at the moment.


My Polestar has this, and while I haven't tested it thoroughly, because my spouse rarely drives the car, it does swap profiles just by getting in the car with the fob that is linked to your profile.


Which model?


2023 Polestar 2 Performance / Pilot / Plus...

Bought after depreciation reduced the cost by 57%...


Nice.


Out of curiosity. It is possible to use a modern Volvo without a Google account?


Yes. Android Auto and CarPlay still work and you get basic Google Maps functionality without signing in. You can't download additional apps though.


There is no way to sideload apks?


Apparently you can, if you are a developer registered with Google Play. Never tried it myself.


Great, not only do we have to carry an extra fob, we have to each carry one that individually tracks us.


At least in the current state, you do not have to carry an extra fob. Most of the time, I hand "my" fob to my spouse, and once she's in the car, she presses the appropriate memory recall button. All optional, of course. You can adjust seat position and change radio stations yourself manually.


No, you don’t have to. It makes some things convenient.


Just because it doesn’t have a HUD on your dashboard doesn’t mean your vehicle isn’t tied to your personal identity in myriad ways. Almost all cars ship with sophisticated telematics systems nowadays.


I wonder how the UI will adopt with a longer name.


Give a fake name to it, for a start.


I'm just sick of interfaces pretending to be human. Be an unabashed interface, just show me the gauges or weather or anything functional on boot-up. (Unless you're KITT- KITT can talk to me.)


That message is really just confirmation of which driver profile is active. It could say “selected profile: Liam”, but “hello” is just as good, I think.


It's the difference between the Star Trek computer and HAL-9000




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