1 Who will decide what counts as ‘pornography’, and how?
Pornography is everything that gives a politician, cleric or judge a boner.
2 Do you understand and acknowledge the difference between pornography, child abuse images and images depicting rape?
See number one.
3 Are you planning to make all pornography illegal?
Only until people find joy in it. When the junior anti sex league is ready we will unban it.
4 What about Page 3?
Don't mess with the freedom of the press to make and break politicians. Yet.
5 What else do you want to censor?
Everything but the truth. There will be special government agency to decide what the truth is today.
6 What happens when people ‘opt-in’?
I will ask daily mail to kindly label them child rapists. Also will suspend the UK libel law for the Daily mail. Then I will offer a ritual sacrifice to the daily mail shrine in my office so the deity will bring more votes to me.
7 What was that letter to the ISPs about?
[Redacted for national security concerns]
8 Are you going to get the ISPs to block Facebook?
Facebook? Book with faces. We hadn't had such things in 1695, haven't kept up with the recent trends.
9 How do you think your plans will go down with US internet companies?
I will delay the tax pressure and they will cave. Too much PITA to chase the money to fund health and education anyway.
10 Do you really think these plans will stop the ‘corrosion’ of childhood?
No but it will give is critical tools in being able to delay or outright prevent developing of critical thinking and free thoughts.
On a serious note - if the kid is able to learn about the Holocaust, WW2, Gulag,Wikipedia pages on torture or Greek mythology with pictures at age of 8 (they won't be censored) and not be scarred for ever, his/her mind is probably strong enough to bear the sight of a consenting women and men having sex few years later. Even if it is in a bit weirder ways.
>1 Who will decide what counts as ‘pornography’, and how?
>Pornography is everything that gives a politician, cleric or judge a boner.
So, everything then. The ruling classes have the most profound and perverse paraphilias one can imagine. A friend who is a PPS (Parliamentary Private Secretary) to a Tory MP reports that he is a horse fancier, however prefers to be ridden than to ride.
Pornography is everything that gives a politician, cleric or judge a boner.
2 Do you understand and acknowledge the difference between pornography, child abuse images and images depicting rape?
See number one.
3 Are you planning to make all pornography illegal?
Only until people find joy in it. When the junior anti sex league is ready we will unban it.
4 What about Page 3?
Don't mess with the freedom of the press to make and break politicians. Yet.
5 What else do you want to censor?
Everything but the truth. There will be special government agency to decide what the truth is today.
6 What happens when people ‘opt-in’?
I will ask daily mail to kindly label them child rapists. Also will suspend the UK libel law for the Daily mail. Then I will offer a ritual sacrifice to the daily mail shrine in my office so the deity will bring more votes to me.
7 What was that letter to the ISPs about?
[Redacted for national security concerns]
8 Are you going to get the ISPs to block Facebook?
Facebook? Book with faces. We hadn't had such things in 1695, haven't kept up with the recent trends.
9 How do you think your plans will go down with US internet companies?
I will delay the tax pressure and they will cave. Too much PITA to chase the money to fund health and education anyway.
10 Do you really think these plans will stop the ‘corrosion’ of childhood?
No but it will give is critical tools in being able to delay or outright prevent developing of critical thinking and free thoughts.
On a serious note - if the kid is able to learn about the Holocaust, WW2, Gulag,Wikipedia pages on torture or Greek mythology with pictures at age of 8 (they won't be censored) and not be scarred for ever, his/her mind is probably strong enough to bear the sight of a consenting women and men having sex few years later. Even if it is in a bit weirder ways.