False, but I'll give it to you because I don't feel like arguing.
So we've got a system that allows for greater ease by having the potential for a 1-minute confirmation, vs a system that FORCES you to always wait 10-minutes.
The system with 1-minute confirmations can always wait for multiple confirmations to increase security. But the system with 10-minute confirmations is forced. Instead, you have tons of sites that wait for 0-confirmations!!
One system is more flexible than the other and solves a pressing need in the core system. Whether you like it or not, DOGE has learned from BTC's mistakes and is improving upon the status quo.
I don't think DOGE is perfect quite yet though, maybe a few more "fun" currencies will come and go before we stick with a winner. But it is clear to me that BTC has too many core issues at hand for it to be the cryptocoin of the future.